CPR Breath

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By Queen Mirage

I may save your life!!!!

Wow here we go I went to my CPR training this evening for my job work with people with disabilities. My instructor boy oh boy was he fun and the traing went by so fast it was crazy, but now I am out on the streets looking to save that person are you in need? There was a good size group and well we had all been doing well until this young girl was embarresed to join in the group participation so she kinda held up the group.....

Oh I am dizzy oh i did not eat today. I was thinking Big F+cking deal good place to pass out here in class. But oh well...the funny part was this big a$% women comes over and and says here take this candy it will stabilize you and your sugar. The young girl sticks the candy in her pocket the bigger lady who is retired military yells across the room and says I said eat that candy now!!!

I was glad it was not me she scared me....So anyway I was told I had to save the ugly ones also that maybe chocking they are not going to be glamourous like the movies. I have dawned a cape and I am looking for that unsuspecting person who just may need my help..1 one thousand 2 one thousand

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jiberish 2 years ago

Funny!..I'll call you if I need CPR...good for you, I do not make a good nurse, or anything to do with the medical field, I have a queezy stomach. Good Hub.

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